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| 15 Feb 2014 08:09 PM
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I said "Hello"
He said "What's your name?"
I said "It's Steve."
He said "Steve what?"
I said "It's Steve, you know, Steve?"
He said "That's a stupid name."
I said "No it isn't."
He said "Well then, tell me your last name."
I said "It's Johnson."
He said "Johnson? You have a stupid name too."
I said "Well then, what do you want?"
He said "I want to speak with Steve Johnson!"
I said "But you just told me that Steve Johnson is a stupid name!"
He said "I don't care! Just get him on the phone!"
I said "He ain't here. He's not coming back anytime soon. He's dead."
He said "Who did it?"
I said "You did!"
He said "How can you be so sure that I did it?"
I said "Because you're his father."
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| 15 Feb 2014 08:10 PM
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I like how this thread is almost dead.
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