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| 23 Nov 2011 12:15 PM
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This was suggested by MuffinPimpin.
A "Pun Day" is where I try to come up with puns about a specific topic. Today's topic is "Gnomes".
"I found an old gnome. What should I do? Gnome, call it a day?"
"Last night I heard a bunch of gnomes playing music. They must have been gnoming the night away."
"My neighbor has a garden full of flowers and bushes. He has a gnome problem. It doesn't take much to get him going."
"It all started when I tried to water the lawn without using the sprinkler. I got sprayed with some gnomic acid. This is where things got gnome-sy." (Pun on "nuclear")
"I met a bunch of people who were all dressed as gnomes. I asked them what they were doing there. One told me that they wanted to meet the gnome-thing."
"Last night someone was banging on the door. I told her to go away and leave us gnome alone."
"I don't like it when the gnomes throw stones at our garden. I think I'm going to tell their mom."
"I tried getting into the garden, but the gnomes are guarding it very closely."
"The gnomes keep throwing rocks at our house. We need to get some gnome insurance for this situation."
I like it when the gnomes start singing "We're a happy family".
And finally, "When I first met my wife, she had a garden full of gnomes. I thought it would be nice if we gnomed together."
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| 23 Nov 2011 12:20 PM
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They aren't the best, but I enjoyed trying to come up with puns.
Thanks again
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| 23 Nov 2011 03:58 PM
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I didn't even try. They just came naturally.
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| 23 Nov 2011 10:21 PM
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Well, this post will be archived for Pun Day: Gnomes.
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| 26 Feb 2012 09:30 AM
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I can't believe how long this thread has survived!
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| 26 Feb 2012 09:37 PM
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Actually, I was thinking of "gnome-fighting" (fighting the gnomes) and "gnomad"
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| 29 Feb 2012 09:19 AM
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I know I'm probably repeating myself here, but... yeah.
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