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16 Sep 2009 02:32 AM
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There's a spider crawling on my wall, and it seems to be in the mood for violence.
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16 Sep 2009 02:38 AM
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I tried killing it with fire, but it was too fast for me. >_>
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16 Sep 2009 02:39 AM
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You have to kill it with a hammer.
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16 Sep 2009 02:42 AM
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I don't have a hammer, or any other weapon except for the air gun that's right next to me. But then again, that thing is inaccurate as hell. It'd probably shoot the spider into my eye instead of the wall.
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16 Sep 2009 02:44 AM
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If your in the mood for violence you should use your computer.
I bet he would die if he came to close to the screen
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16 Sep 2009 02:45 AM
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I can't turn on the computer until the spider's dead though. Otherwise it will crawl towards the keyboard and type "RAAAAAARRRR".
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16 Sep 2009 02:46 AM
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Well, I'm going to bed now, so good luck!
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16 Sep 2009 02:47 AM
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Thanks, I'm going to try to find a stick and kill it that way.
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16 Sep 2009 02:50 AM
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No, no, no. You can't just go around killing things with potatoes! It's not natural! >_>
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16 Sep 2009 02:54 AM
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A cactus? Now you're just being silly. That would be like using a waffle. There are no spiders in waffles! >_<
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16 Sep 2009 02:58 AM
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You know what else?
I found a spider in my bed once.
So then I got up and hit him with the blanket.
Now I sleep with blankets over my head.
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16 Sep 2009 03:00 AM
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Ahh... The joy of sleeping with blankets over your head. Ahh...
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16 Sep 2009 03:05 AM
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I have to take a bath now.
Then I'll be back in an hour or so.
Until then, good luck!
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16 Sep 2009 03:06 AM
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Thanks, but why do you need to take a bath?
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16 Sep 2009 03:09 AM
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Because there's spiders everywhere.
Just look outside.
The whole place is infested.
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16 Sep 2009 03:14 AM
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Oh. Well I guess it could be worse...
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16 Sep 2009 03:19 AM
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Well, yeah.
It could be much worse, actually.
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16 Sep 2009 03:24 AM
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What now?
Spiders.
I was talking about the spiders.
They're outside.
There are spiders all over the place.
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16 Sep 2009 03:26 AM
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But why are you taking a bath? There's already spiders outside. You don't need to go out in the water just to get away from them.
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16 Sep 2009 03:29 AM
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Or do you? Maybe they're hiding in the water... Or on the ceiling... >_>
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16 Sep 2009 03:30 AM
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I'm taking a bath because there are spiders everywhere.
Including my bed and my pillow.
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16 Sep 2009 03:34 AM
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I see. Well good luck with that. I'll probably get back to sleeping now, but if anything comes up...
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16 Sep 2009 03:36 AM
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If anything comes up I'll just yell and wake everyone up.
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