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| 20 Oct 2013 08:23 AM
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says, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
The bartender replies, "I don't know! Why did the chicken cross the road?"
A guy walks into a bar and says, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Bartender: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy: To get to the other side.
Bartender: But you were already on one side. What's wrong with the side you were already on?
Guy: Well, you see, there was this big, fat, smelly man...
Bartender: Okay...so, what happened then?
Guy: Well, he kept staring at me and making weird noises, so I decided to go across the street to make him happy.
Bartender: So, why did you cross the street if you didn't want to be there in the first place?
Guy: He wasn't just making weird noises at me, he was eating me!
Bartender: So, what happened when he ate you?
Guy: Well, I went to his house for dinner, and he told me how he'd killed his own mother.
Bartender: Okay, so that explains why you crossed the road. But why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy: The chicken wanted to get to the other side as well! It was a fad.
Bartender: Wait. The chicken is still alive?
Guy: No, not anymore. That guy killed it too.
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