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| 01 Aug 2013 11:05 PM
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"Hello."
"Steve, there is no way to prove your name to us, and we are not to believe you."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"I think I should just post here then."
"Go ahead. We are all listening."
"Well.... My brother's name is Stephen."
"Your brother's name is Stephen?"
"Yes, it is."
"Oh, okay."
"And he likes to fart loudly."
"Hmm."
"He also likes to say this in a little girl voice:"
"It's a gas! It's a gas!"
"Oh dear, you brother has some issues."
"Yes, but he still laughs so much..."
"Okay.."
"And my other brother's name is Bob."
"Very nice."
"My other brother likes to call me by my middle name, Daniel."
"Very well."
"My other brothers names are Daniel and Bob."
"Interesting..."
"Yes, I have two older brothers."
"Okay...?"
"And my last name is Jones, but my mom is named Susan Smith."
"Very nice... Are you sure that is your last name?"
"Yes, the family on my dad's side is named Jones."
"We're still not sure."
"So, how does my mom get her last name?"
"By getting married."
"Yes, that is right."
"And what is your dad's first name?"
"William."
"W-William?"
"Yes. You see, I have three brothers, and they are all named after our dad."
"How interesting... Well, if you would like to continue, feel free to do so."
"Okay."
"And my dad is William, and his last name is Jones."
"Very nice."
"And my dad was born on October 23rd, and his birthday is October 23rd."
"That is very lucky that all that coincides with eachother."
"Yes, isn't it?"
"Okay then... How did your father pass on?"
"He drank bleach."
"Uh oh..."
"Well, he had to drink bleach because he thought he had cancer."
"Okay... And why did his doctor tell him to drink bleach?"
"She told him it would cure him of cancer, but it only made him go to heaven sooner."
"Oh..."
"Are you okay?"
"Yes, I am fine."
"I'm a girl."
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| 04 Aug 2013 05:47 AM
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What's wrong with you guys?
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