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| 27 Dec 2015 10:34 AM
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There was no plane on 9/11. It was a missile.
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| 27 Dec 2015 10:35 AM
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I think it was a giant flying turtle that ate all the passengers and the plane. I'm pretty sure that's how it went down.
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| 27 Dec 2015 10:36 AM
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You're close but not correct. It was an alien invasion. They came back after we bombed their base in Area 51 and took revenge for our actions. They wanted to destroy America because they had nuclear weapons.
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| 27 Dec 2015 10:38 AM
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Wait, so this is Area 51? Oh, I thought it was Area 66... well, either way I've got nothing. I'll just stay over here by this mysterious and unmarked door until you sort out who belongs where.
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| 27 Dec 2015 10:42 AM
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The aliens were hiding under the door.
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| 27 Dec 2015 10:44 AM
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Oh, and do you have any idea what this mysterious box is?
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| 27 Dec 2015 10:46 AM
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It's the lost shoebox of Area 66. I have no idea who left it there.
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| 27 Dec 2015 10:47 AM
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I'll keep an eye on this thing while you deal with the aliens. They're bound to come back when they realize how hot their base is, and we're going to need a backup plan for that eventuality.
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| 27 Dec 2015 10:48 AM
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I'm going to go get some alien repellent from the store. You sure you don't mind me leaving you alone? It might take a bit.
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| 27 Dec 2015 10:49 AM
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Just grab whatever you think will work, but be back soon! Don't forget the foot locker.
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| 27 Dec 2015 10:53 AM
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The one in the closet next door, obviously. Why would I waste precious space on shoes when I could use it for alien repellent?
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| 27 Dec 2015 10:58 AM
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Okay then.
I'll see you soon.
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