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| 26 Aug 2016 02:27 PM
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Just share it here. I'll start you off.
"Q: What did the dog say on his birthday?
A: Ruff day"
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:28 PM
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"why are you wearing my underwear?"
Because i stole them
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:35 PM
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Nextly, that's pretty funny.
Here is another one.
Q: Why couldn't the toilet go out on a date?
A: It was too full.
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:40 PM
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Here's another one.
Q: Why didn't the toilet get to school?
A: He broke his leg.
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:41 PM
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I'm not very good at jokes
But I'm better with riddles
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:43 PM
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Well, I'm not too great either.
You should post some of your riddles here!
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:44 PM
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What has no eyes, nose or mouth but can hear and smell?
Trees
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:45 PM
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What do you call a pig that can't be caught?
Evil
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:46 PM
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What do you get if you cross a duck and a cat?
Cat-duck
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:47 PM
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What do you get if you cross a bird and a frog?
Tweegle
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:48 PM
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Why do bees like to make honey?
It gets them high.
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:49 PM
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What do you call a dead bee?
A wasp
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:52 PM
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What do you call two bees on the same day?
Twins
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:54 PM
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What happened when the bear met the bee?
They both got stung.
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:56 PM
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What did one bee say to another?
Let's get a sting operation!
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:58 PM
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What do you call an angry bee?
A madam
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| 26 Aug 2016 02:59 PM
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Those riddles are funny. I like them.
Here is another joke for you.
"Why did the man walk into the bar?
Because he couldn't fly."
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| 26 Aug 2016 03:01 PM
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I just ran out of riddles but I'll keep looking around the internet for some more
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| 26 Aug 2016 03:02 PM
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"why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had a fear of flying"
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