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| 26 Jul 2014 11:15 AM
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One day, I was sitting in my room and my dog came up to me and said "I'm going to eat your face" So I punched him in the throat. He didn't stop talking about eating my face so I took a fork and stabbed him in the neck and he stopped talking so he died. I felt terrible so I buried him in our backyard where he always loved to play. The next morning, my parents were walking out in the backyard and I heard them screaming "Oh no! My dog is dead!" and ran outside crying. They gave me a hug and said they were sorry. Then they said my dog was on the lawn mower and it made him talk. I was like "No way". So I took a picture of my dog and posted it on Instagram and Facebook and everyone was like "This is not a picture of your dog! It's a picture of a dummy!" And that was that.
What happened is that my dad decided to put a dummy in his spot and make it look like my dog was still there. Then we put the dummy on the lawnmower and then we went inside while he was driving around with my dog dummy in the yard. Everyone thought it was my real dog on the lawnmower so it was all fake.
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