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| 31 Jul 2011 09:56 AM
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I have played every terrible video game in history and I found the worst video game of all time. It was called "The Worst Video Game of All Time" by Nintendo.
I found it in a box full of other horrible video games like "Rage Quit" and "Mega Failure". I think they made a mistake labeling it, because it actually wasn't the worst video game I had ever played.
It's storyline was about a girl trying to survive in the wild while trying to get back home. However, she kept getting attacked by dinosaurs and lost her dog. Then, she died and respawned in a different place, where there were even more dinosaurs. She then got killed again, but this time by a giant snake that was in the sky.
The controls for the game are terrible. There is one single button that makes you move forward, and there is no way to run or jump. That is why I have named it "Mario Sucks".
There was also an easter egg in the game, which gave you a bad ending if you activated it. I guess that means the developers knew what they had made and tried to make up for it by adding an easter egg.
Overall, this is one of the worst video games I have ever played. It's even worse than "Sonic 06".
Now, let's rate this video game from one to ten:
1 - One hit kills
2 - Controls
3 - Storyline
4 - Graphics
5 - Fun factor
6 - Creepiness
1-10/1-10/10/0/0/10/100
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| 31 Jul 2011 09:57 AM
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Wow, no one has replied yet?
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| 31 Jul 2011 09:59 AM
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Maybe because this thread isn't funny?
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| 31 Jul 2011 10:00 AM
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If you think this is funny, then the real video games are good.
I'll be sure to try and find "Rage Quit" and "Mega Failure".
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| 31 Jul 2011 10:05 AM
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@ThePug
Those are the names I gave those games I found in my basement.
I'll go get them for you and I will put them in a box called "Video Games You Shouldn't Play".
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| 31 Jul 2011 10:10 AM
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Did you expect me to take a box of video games to the internet store just for you?
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| 31 Jul 2011 10:12 AM
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You're the one who posted it so...yeah?
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