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| 05 Jul 2010 11:13 PM
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Step one: Kill a person.
Step two: Say you are his murderer.
Step three: Go to the court.
Step four: Say it was self-defence.
Step five: The police will try you in court
Step six: Blame everyone except yourself
Step seven: Claim you were kidnapped, and threaten to kill someone if you don't get bail. (the police will probably give you bail)
Step eight: Wait until you get out of jail.
Step nine: Do Step One again
You should now have a good job.
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| 05 Jul 2010 11:14 PM
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I got a better way:
1. Steal a car.
2. Drive off into a ditch.
3. Get a ticket.
4. Go to court.
5. Tell them that you wanted to be arrested and then demand a free trial.
6. Get released because you're 'innocent'.
7. Repeat steps 1-6.
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| 05 Jul 2010 11:15 PM
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Step 10: After you are released for the first time, tell the police you were kidnapped again.
Step 11: Do step one again.
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| 05 Jul 2010 11:16 PM
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I'm going to do this next time I'm arrested.
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| 05 Jul 2010 11:17 PM
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I'm going to do it next time I get a ticket.
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