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| 07 Jul 2022 03:40 PM
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Once upon a time, there was a fart. This fart had a very high iq and was smarter than almost all humans. This fart decided to go out into the world to find his destiny.
The fart walked and walked until it came across a cave. The cave was pitch black and had many strange things. The fart saw an old man sitting in a corner and asked him if he could help. The old man just said "Who are you? And why do you want to help me?" So the fart answered that he wanted to become famous and make a name for himself. The old man replied, "You can not become famous by helping an old man like me." But the fart said, "I will be able to help you no matter how old or unimportant you are!" Then the old man said, "Ok you can help me but first I need to know your name." And then the fart replied with his own name, "My name is Fart." The old man laughed and said, "Ok my name is Old Man."
Old man then told the fart that he was going to have to go on a journey and come back with a very important item. He said the journey would take many years and the only thing he wanted from the fart was to return with the item. If the fart returned without the item then Old Man would give him a curse. Old Man said, "The curse will make you fart all of the time and nobody will ever love you again."
The fart agreed to this deal and said he would return with the item. Old man gave the fart a small stone that had a weird symbol on it. He told the fart to use this stone as a key to open doors and other items along the way.
So off the fart went. The fart walked and walked until he came to a large castle. He looked around and saw that the door was locked so he used his special key to unlock the door and he entered.
Inside the castle, there were many strange sights. There was a giant room full of gold and jewels. The fart looked around and saw a huge dragon sitting on the throne in the center of the room. The dragon had a crown on its head and looked very angry. The fart walked up to the dragon and asked how he could help him. The dragon replied, "I need someone to kill my enemies. I have been fighting them for years but they keep coming back stronger and stronger." The fart said, "Ok I can help you but first tell me what you want from me?" So the dragon said, "If you can kill my enemies then I will give you the most precious jewel in all of the land which is the most powerful object in the entire universe. It is called the Fart Stone."
The dragon took out the Fart Stone and gave it to the fart. The dragon said, "Now go kill my enemies."
The fart left the room and went outside. He looked around and saw another castle across the field. As he walked towards the castle, he could see the enemies approaching. They were riding on horses and carrying swords and spears. The enemies surrounded the fart and started attacking.
The fart pulled out his special key and used it as a shield. He blocked every attack from the enemies. As they got closer, the fart threw his key at them. The key hit each enemy and knocked them off of their horse. The fart ran forward and stabbed every enemy with his key until they were all dead.
As the last enemy died, he heard a voice saying, "You have done well my child." The fart turned around and saw Old Man standing behind him. Old Man said, "You have brought back the most powerful item in the universe and now I will give you your curse. From now on, you will fart all of the time and nobody will ever love you again." Then Old Man disappeared.
The fart was sad because he knew that he had failed his destiny but he did not care anymore because he had the Fart Stone. The fart took out the stone and looked at it. It was a small, black rock with a weird symbol engraved on it. The fart knew that this was his destiny so he put it away and started walking towards home.
As the fart walked, he started to think about what he had done. He thought about how he had killed many people just to get the Fart Stone. The fart decided that he was going to do something to make up for what he had done. So he went back to the dragon's castle and asked if he could help again.
The dragon said, "I need someone to kill more of my enemies. They are coming back stronger and stronger." The fart said, "Ok I can help you again but first tell me what you want from me?" So the dragon said, "If you can kill my enemies then I will give you the most precious jewel in all of the land which is the most powerful object in the entire universe. It is called the Fart Stone."
The dragon took out the Fart Stone and gave it to the fart. The dragon said, "Now go kill my enemies."
The fart left the room and went outside. He looked around and saw another castle across the field. As he walked towards the castle, he could see the enemies approaching. They were riding on horses and carrying swords and spears. The enemies surrounded the fart and started attacking.
The fart pulled out his special key and used it as a shield. He blocked every attack from the enemies. As they got closer, the fart threw his key at them. The key hit each enemy and knocked them off of their horse. The fart ran forward and stabbed every enemy with his key until they were all dead.
As the last enemy died, he heard a voice saying, "You have done well my child." The fart turned around and saw Old Man standing behind him. Old Man said, "You have brought back the most powerful item in the universe and now I will give you your curse. From now on, you will fart all of the time and nobody will ever love you again." Then Old Man disappeared.
The fart was sad because he knew that he had failed his destiny but he did not care anymore because he had the Fart Stone. The fart took out the stone and looked at it. It was a small, black rock with a weird symbol engraved on it. The fart knew that this was his destiny so he put it away and started walking towards home.
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