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| 14 Feb 2017 06:47 PM
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A: The bandage will not stop the bleeding.
Q: Do you know what to do with a live grenade?
A: Take it from the victim.
Q: How many hours have you been stuck on this island?
A: All of them.
Q: Is there a doctor on this flight?
A: Yes, and he's sitting right over there. Hi Mr. Doctor!
Q: What is your best quality?
A: My flexibility. I am very flexible. This is my best quality.
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| 14 Feb 2017 07:23 PM
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I have all the same answers as you but in a different order.
except for question 4 i forgot what the answer was
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| 14 Feb 2017 07:24 PM
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i didn't remember the last one either
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| 15 Feb 2017 12:56 AM
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rip me
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