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| 03 Jul 2020 11:01 PM
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Ok so I was thinking who could make a very horrible, cringe-worthy joke and post it here. I want to see if there are any bad jokes on this sub-forum.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:03 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:03 PM
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why do people cross the street
to get run over
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:05 PM
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I want to see people try to make the WORST jokes they can think of. Please don't be funny.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:06 PM
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Those aren't bad enough for me.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:07 PM
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:10 PM
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That's still not bad enough!
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:11 PM
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How do you drown a giraffe?
Put him in a bathtub and fill it up with water.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:14 PM
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I've been looking all my life and I'm finally finding someone who can tell me where babies come from.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:15 PM
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You still aren't even close.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:17 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was going to the other side.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:18 PM
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Still not good enough. Come on people. Try harder.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:20 PM
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Can anyone make one? Please try. It's so easy for me. I don't know what's wrong with you guys.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:21 PM
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How do you get a squirrel out of your toilet?
Use peanut butter on the trap.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:24 PM
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Why do we have feet?
To kick things.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:26 PM
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What did one sock say to another sock?
I'm just a pair of socks and I want my other sock!
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:57 PM
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Why are there no toilets in Antarctica?
Because it's too cold to go poot-poot.
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| 03 Jul 2020 11:59 PM
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A man walks into his home to find his wife standing on their kitchen table, eating the alphabet soup.
He asks his wife "What are you doing?". She says "The 'C' is missing so I've got to eat all the 'As'". The man says "Oh well then you must eat all the 'Bs' too" and she does. He comes back later that day to find her doing the same thing again. He goes outside to calm himself and when he returns he finds her on their dining room table eating the alphabet soup. Again he asks her "Why are you doing this?". She replies "Well the 'E' is gone so now I have to eat all the 'D's". So he says "Fine if the 'E' is gone then you should also eat all the 'Fs'". The man goes back outside again only to return to find her eating the alphabet soup on their couch. Again he asks "Why are you doing this?!?" And she responds "The 'H' is gone so I'm eating the 'G's". The man grabs a knife and comes back inside to find the last of the alphabet soup missing from their refrigerator. His wife is nowhere in sight.
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