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| 19 Jan 2014 01:56 PM
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1. Wait for her to be alone.
2. Smile at her and talk to her nicely.
3. Say something like "You are pretty. I like you."
4. Tell her that she's better then the other girls in school.
5. Be a jerk.
6. Say that no one likes her.
7. Say that all the guys like another girl (Even if there is no such girl)
8. If she cries, say you don't care
9. Now she will hate you, but you'll have your chance now.
10. Say "I'm sorry" when she forgives you.
Then, she will be yours.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:05 PM
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The first two steps would get me beaten up.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:06 PM
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@The Zombie
Don't do the next steps :3
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:07 PM
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I would have a girlfriend though.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:08 PM
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@The Zombie
A girl who hates you.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:11 PM
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@The Zombie
Say that she's fat and ugly. She'll hate you.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:12 PM
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You can't say that to girls, they won't like it, trust me.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:13 PM
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@The Zombie
Yeah I know, but people are stupid.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:15 PM
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They're just mad that their ugly.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:17 PM
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@The Zombie
Are you dumb? There are ugly girls and girls that look nice.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:19 PM
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Not all girls are ugly, there is only one that I think is pretty ugly.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:21 PM
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@The Zombie
All girls are ugly on the inside
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:22 PM
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If you're going to make a generalization, don't do it when you're wrong.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:24 PM
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You can't say they're all ugly, because they aren't.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:26 PM
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@The Zombie
All girls have a mean side
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:27 PM
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Yeah, but not all girls have a mean side. There's always that one girl who is nice and cute and isn't mean like the rest of them.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:31 PM
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@The Zombie
All girls are evil. That's why they are in school.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:34 PM
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@The Zombie
Girls are mean. I'm sorry if you don't like it.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:36 PM
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I do agree with some things, but not all of them.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:39 PM
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@The Zombie
Then why are you here?
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:41 PM
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Because this thread is interesting.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:42 PM
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@The Zombie
This thread is useless to you.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:46 PM
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Why would it be useless? It's just a topic that we talk about.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:48 PM
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@The Zombie
It's useless because you keep saying "I disagree" and "I don't think so"
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:50 PM
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Yeah, but that doesn't make it useless.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:54 PM
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@The Zombie
You're not making any sense.
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| 19 Jan 2014 02:57 PM
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I'm making perfect sense. If I didn't make sense, I wouldn't have been able to say things to you like what you said in this sentence: "You're not making any sense."
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