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| 19 Jan 2014 04:10 AM
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You get a stomach ache from walking up stairs
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| 19 Jan 2014 04:11 AM
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I was so hungry last night that I ate all the hot dogs in the fridge.
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| 19 Jan 2014 04:12 AM
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when you have 3 hotdog in your fridge and you eat it all
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| 19 Jan 2014 04:14 AM
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When you go to a buffet, you feel guilty if you don't get seconds.
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| 19 Jan 2014 04:16 AM
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You can't even run to catch the bus without being out of breath.
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| 19 Jan 2014 04:18 AM
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When you find your favorite jeans too tight.
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| 19 Jan 2014 04:19 AM
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You need to use a step stool to brush your teeth.
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| 19 Jan 2014 04:21 AM
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You have no idea how many calories are in your food because you're afraid you'll be disgusted.
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| 19 Jan 2014 04:27 AM
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When your diet involves putting anything bad for you under a layer of chocolate.
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| 19 Jan 2014 04:29 AM
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When you have to wear two belts in order to keep your pants up.
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| 19 Jan 2014 04:31 AM
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When your belly is so big that your chest and neck ache.
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| 19 Jan 2014 05:47 AM
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When you're so fat that when you get hit, it doesn't hurt at all.
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| 19 Jan 2014 05:56 AM
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When you can't fit in a car, so you have to hitchhike home.
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| 19 Jan 2014 06:00 AM
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When your head is so fat you don't need a pillow.
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| 19 Jan 2014 06:08 AM
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When you can't fit on an airplane without the plane falling out of the sky
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| 19 Jan 2014 06:26 AM
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When you get fat you start eating soup because its easier to eat with a spoon
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| 19 Jan 2014 09:47 AM
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When you're so fat that when you take a breath, the air goes into your stomach instead of your lungs
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| 19 Jan 2014 11:14 AM
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When you can't even get your butt off a chair
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| 19 Jan 2014 03:03 PM
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When you go to get a haircut but they say "sorry we can't cut your hair" and you say "why?" and they say "because of your weight"
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| 19 Jan 2014 05:13 PM
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When you have to tie your shoelaces together in order to keep them from falling down
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| 19 Jan 2014 07:38 PM
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When you fart and the whole house shakes
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