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| 17 Aug 2018 02:44 AM
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the last time i asked him, he said 'i dont poop'
its the truth i swear
he also said that he doesn't have to go to the bathroom because he is a bird
so when he poops it goes right out the side
he says he can do this because hes a bird
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| 17 Aug 2018 02:46 AM
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i mean theres another way but its very rare and only happens if he's sick or something
which is very very very very VERY rare
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| 17 Aug 2018 02:49 AM
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sometimes he'll fly into a tree and pee in it so if you want to see a bird peeing just look at a tree for 30 seconds (it might be a different bird than him)
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| 17 Aug 2018 02:50 AM
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my bird is not a liar but sometimes he is
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| 17 Aug 2018 02:51 AM
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another thing is that my bird has 4 wings
when hes sleeping his left wing will turn into a leg
but he can still fly with 3 legs
and he cant fly with 2 legs but he can walk with 2 legs
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| 17 Aug 2018 02:53 AM
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my bird also says he's allergic to cats
he's not because im a cat
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| 17 Aug 2018 02:54 AM
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hes also afraid of the dark
he likes to stay inside where it's light
my bird is stupid and does not have eyes
he's also blind but he can see
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| 17 Aug 2018 02:56 AM
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he's also allergic to dust
he sneezes whenever there's dust around
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| 17 Aug 2018 02:58 AM
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hes also allergic to fur
he sneezes whenever there's fur around
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| 17 Aug 2018 03:00 AM
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he's also allergic to other birds
he sneezes whenever theres a bird around
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| 17 Aug 2018 03:02 AM
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my bird is also allergic to dog hair
he sneezes whenever theres dog hair around
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| 17 Aug 2018 03:04 AM
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he's also allergic to hair
he sneezes whenever theres hair around
and if you want him to sneeze just put some hair near him
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| 17 Aug 2018 03:07 AM
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he's allergic to everything and everyone except me
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| 17 Aug 2018 03:10 AM
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hes also afraid of being alone
hes always in my room so he cant be alone
but when hes sleeping he is alone but hes not afraid of it
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| 17 Aug 2018 03:12 AM
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hes also afraid of people with glasses because they scare him
he's never seen people with glasses before
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| 17 Aug 2018 03:15 AM
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he's also afraid of people who wear a lot of makeup
he has never seen makeup before
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