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| 31 Mar 2009 08:42 PM
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I was just watching it, and I was like "They can't do that in real life..." so what would be the best way to get rid of a 12 pack? (Yes, it's a joke)
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| 31 Mar 2009 08:44 PM
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I'm not sure, but I'm guessing if you had one it's because you got drunk enough to drink twelve bottles of beer. Which means your liver will probably already be dead.
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| 31 Mar 2009 08:46 PM
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Well, I mean, do it with a magic spell or something...
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| 31 Mar 2009 08:50 PM
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If there were such things as spells that could do that, they would probably have been used by now.
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| 31 Mar 2009 08:51 PM
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Or just have them explode.
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| 31 Mar 2009 08:53 PM
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Explosions are dangerous. What if the explosion was big enough to blow off half his body? You'd end up with one arm and a missing leg.
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| 31 Mar 2009 08:54 PM
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Well, maybe not explode, just have it like, rip out and go flying...
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| 31 Mar 2009 08:56 PM
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The whole point of having so many beers is to get drunk. And then when you throw them all up your liver can't process it anymore and you die.
So what you're saying is that the only way to remove a 12 pack is to drink a 12 pack?
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| 31 Mar 2009 08:58 PM
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Or have them turn into nothing... or something that isn't harmful... or into the moon... or stars... or a giant bear... or whatever!
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| 31 Mar 2009 08:59 PM
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All of those things are more harmful than a 12 pack of beer. Because once you turn into nothing you become completely invisible, which means you would probably run over somebody on your bicycle.
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:00 PM
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I'm pretty sure that turning into the moon isn't possible...
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:01 PM
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If you could turn into anything in the universe, why wouldn't you be able to turn into the moon? I mean, what's the difference between "the moon" and "a giant bear"? Nothing at all! They're both made up of space rocks.
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:02 PM
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I guess you're right! Well then, how about a giant rock that is a different color than the other giant bear?
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:04 PM
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Oh, and by the way, the reason why he got drunk was because he wanted to do something that he couldn't remember doing last time he got drunk, so he had to get drunk again... so what happens if he turns into a giant rock... or a giant tree... or whatever? How will he know when it's time to turn back?
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:05 PM
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Well, if you become a giant rock, then you can't think, which means you can never become a giant rock again. So there's no need to worry.
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:06 PM
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Alright, well I'm pretty sure I'll be able to think in any form I turn into, so what if I turn into a rock that looks exactly like me? Will that be bad?
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:07 PM
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Well, yeah, if you turned into a rock that looked like you then people would just assume you were dead and then throw you down the garbage disposal.
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:10 PM
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Well, what if it is a rock that looks nothing like me?
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:11 PM
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Then nobody would find it and it would just sit on the street for years and eventually someone would trip over it and break their foot.
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:14 PM
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What if you can control when you change back by saying the exact same words, but backwards?
So, he'd say "I will become a giant tree" but then later when he wants to change back he says "I am not a giant tree" and then becomes a tree again!
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:17 PM
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If you're going to be able to do something like that, why wouldn't you just turn into your old self? You don't need any magic words to do that. Just wait until the time passes.
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:20 PM
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You know how in the movies where somebody gets turned into a rock or something, and then they turn back and it's as if nothing ever happened?
Well, this is kinda like that. Except the people who are in the movie never knew anything ever happened to begin with... and so I'm pretty sure it would work.
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:22 PM
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Okay, so you're saying that if I get turned into a rock, it's going to look like me on the outside, but feel different on the inside? And even though nobody knows, it's still going to feel different?
That doesn't sound too fun.
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:26 PM
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I guess not! Well, how about turning into an elephant?
Yes, I know elephants are big, but I'd rather be a giant elephant than a giant rock!
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:28 PM
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Okay, well, if you become an elephant, then you're going to have all the same problems you would with being a rock. You're also going to run over everybody on your bicycle.
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:34 PM
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Well, what if he was given special glasses or something that make it seem like his bike is a giant elephant...
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| 31 Mar 2009 09:36 PM
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But then when the police arrive, you're going to have to explain why you were riding around in a giant elephant. There's no way to get out of this one.
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