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| 02 Feb 2014 02:37 AM
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A man walked into a bar, he ordered a drink and took out his wallet. The bartender said, "you have no money in your wallet". The man said, "it's ok I've got a credit card." And then the bartender says "you're not gonna pay me back tomorrow?" And he says "no I've got a debit card!" And the bartender says "I don't get it, you got a credit card and a debit card? Whats the difference between those two?" And the man says "well, I think of the credit card as a license to steal from myself." And the bartender says "oh... Ok..."
~[I'm a zombie]~
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