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| 24 Mar 2021 12:54 AM
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So I'm eating a bagel and my sister comes over to me, steals it, takes a bite, and then says "get your own breakfast you fat pig." I got so mad that I ran downstairs, grabbed a knife, and stabbed her in the eye. She's going to the doctor today for surgery.
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| 24 Mar 2021 01:55 AM
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It's all true, I recorded it and put it on youtube.
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| 24 Mar 2021 04:34 AM
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@xXx
Because I am immortal.
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| 24 Mar 2021 04:35 AM
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lol
This is just my siggy, no need to panic!
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| 25 Mar 2021 11:22 AM
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I ate a taco.
Now I have to take a shower because there was lettuce in it.
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| 26 Mar 2021 09:32 AM
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I went to the doctor. It's not bad though, he just had to stitch up her eye and that's all.
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| 27 Mar 2021 04:08 PM
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I'm eating mac and cheese right now
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| 28 Mar 2021 04:39 PM
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I'm eating cereal again...
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