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| 03 Jul 2013 03:58 AM
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I'm gonna be called Master Fapstick
And I'm gonna train in the art of the fap
And my master is going to be called Master Diddleman
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| 03 Jul 2013 04:00 AM
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"what do you want your nickname to be"
Master Fapstick
"what is your main weapon"
fap
"what is your favorite food"
Prawns, and pomegranates.
"what is the name of the temple you will live in?"
The Temple of Fap
"what is the name of your master"
Master Diddleman
"what is the name of your master's master"
Master Whop
"who is your sworn enemy?"
A certain website named "youtube"
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| 03 Jul 2013 04:02 AM
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"ok"
I'm going to go out into the world now.
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| 03 Jul 2013 04:05 AM
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"why are you a monk"
Because I want to become one.
"why did you choose that nickname"
Because it sounds good.
"why did you choose the fap as your weapon"
Because it sounds cool.
"why do you like prawns"
Because they taste delicious.
"why do you like pomegranates"
Because they are delicious too.
"why did you name the temple the Temple of the fap"
Because it is a temple for those who practice the art of the fap.
"why did you pick Master Diddleman as your master"
Because he's Master Fapstick's master, and my master must be his master.
"who is master Whop"
The master of Master Diddleman.
"why is youtube your sworn enemy?"
Because it is full of noobs and fanboys.
"where is this temple"
In the desert.
"what happens if you die?"
You die forever.
"what happens if you don't learn the ways of the fap?"
You will never master the fap.
"how long have you been training?"
Not long.
"are there any other temples?"
No.
"why are you going out into the world now?"
To find my master and make sure he is ok.
"why do you want to become a monk?"
Because it is the only way I can become an expert at the art of the fap, and it will help me gain respect from all the cool people.
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| 03 Jul 2013 04:07 AM
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I'm gonna go get some food now.
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| 03 Jul 2013 04:09 AM
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I ate some prawns and pomegranates
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| 03 Jul 2013 04:14 AM
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"how are you doing?"
Good.
"where are you training?"
In my room.
"how long have you been training for?"
Not long.
"what are you doing right now"
Fapping.
"who do you fap with"
Nobody, because I don't need to.
"why did you choose that weapon?"
Because it's cool.
"why is there only one temple?"
Because there needs to be more than one.
"what happens if you die while training?"
You will die forever, and your soul will burn for eternity.
"will you ever get married?"
No, because monks can't get married.
"what does the desert look like?"
Sand.
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| 03 Jul 2013 04:17 AM
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"can i come over"
Yes.
"when are you going to move?"
When I'm done training.
"what is the weather like?"
Cloudy
"how old are you"
15
"how tall are you"
6'1"
"do you have any brothers or sisters?"
None.
"what kind of car do you drive?"
A Kia Forte.
"what are some of your hobbies"
Watching anime, playing video games, watching tv shows, listening to music, reading manga, drawing fanart, and fapping.
"where did you grow up"
In my room.
"what is your favorite animal"
Prawns
"what is your favorite color"
Red
"what is your favorite food"
Prawns and pomegranates.
"what is your favorite drink"
Water
"what is your favorite movie"
The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn
"what is your favorite book"
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
"what is your favorite television show"
Adventure Time
"what is your favorite anime"
Attack on Titan
"who is your favorite musician"
Daft Punk
"what is your favorite song"
Get Lucky
"are you right or left handed?"
Left-handed
"do you have any pets"
Yes, a cat named Kat
"what is your favorite sport"
Fapping
"do you like baseball?"
No
"why did you name your pet Kat?"
Because that's its name.
"why did you choose this nickname"
Because it sounds cool.
"why do you like prawns"
Because they taste delicious.
"why do you like pomegranates"
Because they taste delicious too.
"why did you name the temple the Temple of Fap"
Because it's a temple for those who practice the art of the fap.
"why did you pick Master Diddleman as your master"
Because he's Master Fapstick's master, and my master must be his master.
"who is Master Whop"
The master of Master Diddleman.
"why is youtube your sworn enemy?"
Because it's full of noobs and fanboys.
"where is this temple"
In the desert.
"what happens if you die?"
You will never come back alive.
"what happens if you don't learn the ways of the fap?"
You will never master the fap.
"how long have you been training?"
Not very long.
"are there any other temples"
Yes, many.
"why are you going out into the world now?"
To find my master and make sure he is ok.
"why do you want to become a monk?"
Because it is the only way I can become an expert at the art of the fap, and it will help me gain respect from all the cool people.
"ok"
I'm going to go train some more
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