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| 21 Jul 2010 07:14 PM
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Guest: *Walks up to podium*
Me: "Hello, and welcome to the game show! I'm Billy1990, your host. My co-host will be my mother."
Mother: Hello there! How are you doing?
Me: Now, first, we have some questions.
Question: Who's the best rapper of all time?
Mother: It is either Eminem or Vanilla Ice.
Me: Incorrect. The answer was Vanilla Ice.
Mother: That's not nice!
Me: And now for another question. Who's the most annoying pop star ever?
Mother: One Direction.
Me: Incorrect. The answer was Justin Bieber.
Mother: *Gives me a dirty look*
Me: Now for our final question. Which of these is the best song?
Mother: What? You can't ask that!
Me: Sorry, mom... The answer was Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.
Mother: *Throws me out the door*
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