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| 01 Jan 2016 11:52 AM
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I figured out how to fix the world.
Step 1: Kill every religious person.
Step 2: Let those who want to be religious convert to atheism. They will be forced to be atheists, but they will feel like they can still be religious if they are not forced into it.
Step 3: Everyone becomes atheist.
Step 4: Kill anyone who doesn't believe in evolution.
Step 5: Evolution becomes true and the whole world is happy.
Step 6: Kill all of the people who believe in the afterlife. They'll no longer need to be afraid.
Step 7: Make sure that everyone knows that death is final. It's going to be a lot easier to convince people that this is true if they never believed in an afterlife.
Step 8: Kill anyone who believes in ghosts or any other sort of supernatural thing.
Step 9: Finally kill all of the people who don't believe in science.
Step 10: All people who have been killed in steps 4-9 are now dead. Therefore the world is completely scientifically accurate. Now you know how the world works and everything else is just nonsense.
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| 01 Jan 2016 11:53 AM
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If I were God I would love it.
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| 01 Jan 2016 12:15 PM
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I'm the only person on the planet who has figured this out...
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| 01 Jan 2016 12:17 PM
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How will you kill people who don't exist?
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| 01 Jan 2016 08:27 PM
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Well, they do exist, but they can't be seen with your eyes.
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| 01 Jan 2016 08:28 PM
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Step 1 is impossible because there are no religious people
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