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| 12 May 2010 02:20 AM
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I got my big fat belly, and my big fat head.
And I'm just as big around as I am tall.
And I've got the biggest feet of them all.
My waist is so big that it ain't here at all,
And if I had to choose between my ears and my nose,
It'd be hard to say which one would win.
I'm as fat as a pig and as dumb as an owl,
And I got a stomach that can swallow a mule,
But if you think I look ugly now just wait till I'm through growing!
Oh, yes, I'm going to grow bigger everyday,
Until I'm so big that I'll weigh a ton,
Then I'm gonna find myself a nice big cave somewhere and I'll live there alone!
I'm going to get so big, and so very fat,
That nobody will even want to talk to me no more.
Then I'll lie on my back and I'll laugh up at everyone.
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