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| 19 Mar 2012 05:46 PM
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I have a lot of explaining to do, and this is not the time to get angry.
So, here's the thing. We're on an alien spaceship. They put mind control devices on us when we were kidnapped. These devices keep us docile and obedient. We can't move without their permission, but they don't really need to monitor us because we are happy here.
The spaceship has a variety of habitats for the humans, including a room with an endless supply of food and water, a place to sleep in, and other such conveniences.
It seems as if our new masters are benevolent. They have treated us well, and seem to be interested in human culture and history. Our captors speak English to us, so it's easy to talk to them, though it does seem as though they're holding back a little.
Anyways, I hope you'll forgive my family, especially my parents, who are old and frail, and don't want to leave this place. It would kill them to go back to Earth, because this is paradise compared to Earth.
And before you ask, yes, they had sex with me. But that was okay, because I'm a grown woman now.
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| 19 Mar 2012 05:47 PM
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Okay, well I'm glad your family is safe, even if they are being mind-controlled by aliens.
~"Half the population's just waitin to see me fail, yeah right, You're better off trying to freeze hell"~
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| 19 Mar 2012 05:48 PM
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Okay, well I'm glad your family is safe, even if they are being mind-controlled by aliens.
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I really need to get some sleep.
I'm getting really weird dreams lately.
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| 19 Mar 2012 05:48 PM
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@liliam
Thanks for understanding. :)
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| 19 Mar 2012 05:49 PM
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@TheOne
Weird dreams are not necessarily bad.
They just show that your brain needs to be refreshed and relaxed more often.
~"Half the population's just waitin to see me fail, yeah right, You're better off trying to freeze hell"~
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| 19 Mar 2012 05:50 PM
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@liliam
Well, you can say my brain isn't very active during the night since I don't remember any dreams.
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| 19 Mar 2012 06:08 PM
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@TheOne
You should try to dream more often. Maybe your dreams will be less strange and more meaningful.
That way your brain can be more productive.
~"Half the population's just waitin to see me fail, yeah right, You're better off trying to freeze hell"~
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| 19 Mar 2012 06:09 PM
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@liliam
Well, it's hard to dream if you're always awake...
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| 19 Mar 2012 06:11 PM
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@TheOne
Try some sleeping pills. They'll help you sleep and dream more often.
I've taken them myself.
~"Half the population's just waitin to see me fail, yeah right, You're better off trying to freeze hell"~
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| 19 Mar 2012 06:12 PM
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I have to go soon, because my parents are expecting me back. But before I go, I wanted to ask all of you not to hate on my family. Please understand what they went through. They were scared for their lives when we got kidnapped. It was so scary... I don't want you guys to get scared like that again.
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