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| 20 Sep 2015 06:45 AM
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I'd make some terrible puns
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| 20 Sep 2015 06:48 AM
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*puts on sunglasses*
That's what they all say...
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| 20 Sep 2015 06:49 AM
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*speaks in deep voice* They're not lies!
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| 20 Sep 2015 06:50 AM
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*flicks sunglasses off*
I know that.
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| 20 Sep 2015 06:51 AM
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*flicks sunglasses back on* Oh yeah, you do.
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| 20 Sep 2015 06:52 AM
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*puts on sunglasses again*
You've got me there.
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| 20 Sep 2015 06:54 AM
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*pulls out laser cannon and aims it at your sunglasses* Then let's settle this like grown men. *fires laser*
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| 20 Sep 2015 06:55 AM
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*the sunglasses melt off my face*
Oh noes!
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| 20 Sep 2015 06:56 AM
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*shoots again and melts off your nose* Oh yes!
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| 20 Sep 2015 06:57 AM
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I'm going to go get some plastic surgery... *walks away*
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| 20 Sep 2015 06:59 AM
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*chases him down the street and shoots him again in the butt* Get over here! I want a rematch!
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| 20 Sep 2015 07:01 AM
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Nope, I need to go see a doctor.
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| 20 Sep 2015 07:02 AM
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*shoots again in his groin area* Sorry, there isn't any more room left!
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| 20 Sep 2015 07:03 AM
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I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow anyway. *walks away slowly*
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| 20 Sep 2015 07:04 AM
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*pulls out machine gun and fires multiple rounds* You can't hide from me!
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| 20 Sep 2015 07:05 AM
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*runs through alley way while ducking*
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| 20 Sep 2015 07:07 AM
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*follows him into the alley way and shoots a few more rounds at him* Don't try to run, you're not getting away.
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| 20 Sep 2015 07:08 AM
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*runs up the walls while shooting back at you with a pistol*
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| 20 Sep 2015 07:10 AM
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*continues to fire machine gun* I'll show you who's running the streets today!
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| 20 Sep 2015 07:12 AM
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*shoots back and causes you to drop your gun*
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| 20 Sep 2015 07:13 AM
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*pulls out shotgun and fires it twice* No one can run faster than this! *charges at Aard with his fist raised in the air*
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| 20 Sep 2015 07:14 AM
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*hits the floor and rolls out of the way as you fly past*
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