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| 05 Feb 2010 05:20 PM
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His dog ate a bag of marshmallows, and he had to take him to the vet. The next day, the dog had diarrhea. He had to take the dog back to the vet.
A few weeks later, my friend was riding in his dad's truck, and his dad accidentally drove over a fire hydrant. The water hit the window and then, the water froze on his dad's neck. And that is when my friend said, "Dad, you smell like a marshmallow!"
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| 05 Feb 2010 05:21 PM
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You got it wrong, the water froze on the windhield, then the fireman came along, smashed the window and sprayed the dog with the hose. The dog was knocked out by the impact.
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| 05 Feb 2010 05:22 PM
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I guess so. But what I heard was his dad driving over the firehydrant.
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| 05 Feb 2010 05:23 PM
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I know the guy who told me this story.
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| 05 Feb 2010 05:27 PM
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It happened like 10 years ago though.
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| 05 Feb 2010 05:28 PM
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Oh, ok. So he is older than your parents, right?
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| 05 Feb 2010 05:30 PM
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No, not really, I have no idea how old he is.
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| 05 Feb 2010 05:36 PM
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He's like 32 or something I think
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| 05 Feb 2010 05:37 PM
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Well... your parents were probably teenagers when you were born.
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| 05 Feb 2010 05:38 PM
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Dude, my dad was already married with a kid, and my mom was in the 9th grade by then.
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| 05 Feb 2010 05:40 PM
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Well, your parents got married when they were teens. Your mom was still in high school when she was pregnant. But still... pretty young.
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