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| 28 Mar 2015 09:02 PM
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You read a book and it says "The End" and you are like "Nah, not really."
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:03 PM
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You walk into a place that has nothing in it but a baseplate and you immediately try to touch the baseplate to see how big it is.
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:07 PM
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I just looked on Google Maps, found my house and said "Hey, look at this guy's house. It's nice."
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:08 PM
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I just walked into my bathroom, looked in the mirror, and asked myself: "Why am I wearing glasses?"
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:12 PM
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I went to sleep with my phone and when I woke up my phone was off and I'm like "WHAT THE HECK?" Then I remembered I had my phone on silent and that I fell asleep with it on.
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:14 PM
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I went to buy some milk and then I thought: "What if I needed to put that milk inside my body?" (No need to explain that last sentence.)
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:15 PM
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I woke up and I'm like "WTF? How did I get here?"
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:16 PM
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I woke up, looked at my hands, and asked myself: "How does the arm part work?"
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:17 PM
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I woke up and my brain started working. I then realized I have a brain.
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:18 PM
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I woke up in the middle of the night and said out loud: "What's the point of waking up during the middle of the night? I'll never get any sleep now."
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:20 PM
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I woke up and then I realized that I had been awake all along.
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:21 PM
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I woke up from having a nightmare where I was eating pancakes with a fork and a knife.
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:22 PM
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I woke up to my phone going off and I'm like "WTF is this? It's not even close to morning."
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:23 PM
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I woke up, walked outside into a pool of water, and I just kept on walking as if nothing happened.
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:26 PM
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I woke up, drank some milk and went back to sleep. The next day I asked my mom for a glass of milk and she told me she ran out of milk. I said "How did you run out of it?" She then told me about how the bottle got empty and she didn't fill it up.
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:27 PM
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I woke up in my bed, turned around and saw myself in the mirror, and then I said: "Why am I so tall?"
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| 28 Mar 2015 09:30 PM
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I woke up to find out I had been dreaming the whole time.
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