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| 27 Dec 2010 10:10 PM
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You've been on the internet too long if you think that tastes good.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:11 PM
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It does. Try it, you might like it too.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:14 PM
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Aww. I can't understand why anyone would say no to free bleach. Oh well.
*drinks bleach again*
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:15 PM
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Because it's not free. It costs your life.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:16 PM
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Oh. I don't care about my life, anyways.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:18 PM
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Well you're going to lose it if you keep drinking bleach.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:19 PM
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Nope. Bleach doesn't kill people, it's just a myth. All it does is make the skin a little red and tingle a little. Tingle is good. Red is good.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:20 PM
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I have a problem with a certain chemical in bleach that if consumed causes your lungs to fill up with fluid causing death within minutes.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:22 PM
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I'm immune to it. And anyways, the chemicals in bleach are just as bad for your health as the chlorine gas.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:25 PM
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I think it has something to do with your immune system not being able to produce enough antibodies to combat the liquid, but I don't know what happens when you drink bleach over time.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:26 PM
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Oh, yeah, well, I also have a way to produce more antibodies, which would give me an advantage.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:28 PM
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I'll tell you if you agree to never say "I don't care about my life" ever again.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:30 PM
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Good deal.
Okay, so how many times per day should I drink bleach? And how much?
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:31 PM
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How about never and none. That way you're sure to die.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:32 PM
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Lol. I know how to make a pretty good life out of bleach.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:33 PM
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That's the problem, bleach is bad for you. Stop drinking it.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:35 PM
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Nope. You can't make me stop. Bleach tastes good. It's a natural cleanser, which makes it taste good. Besides, I'm immune to it anyways. You don't need to worry about me dying or anything.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:37 PM
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You're being a little delusional, but whatever.
I can only hope that your parents see this.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:43 PM
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Nope, I live alone. So they won't ever find out.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:49 PM
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Well just keep in mind that every time you drink bleach you're shortening your lifespan.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:51 PM
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That's not true. If it were, then why are there so many people who live over 100 years old? People who drink bleach everyday have longer lifespans than anyone else.
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| 27 Dec 2010 10:57 PM
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That's not what I said. I said you're shortening your life.
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| 27 Dec 2010 11:00 PM
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I know that. But the fact is, I'll be alive for longer than most other people. I don't care how much my lifespan gets shortened by drinking bleach; as long as I get a long enough life span to have fun with.
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| 27 Dec 2010 11:01 PM
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If you think that's what I mean then we don't need to continue this conversation. I was trying to make a point that you are slowly killing yourself, but since you don't see the point I guess we can end it now.
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| 27 Dec 2010 11:03 PM
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Nope, you are wrong. You do care about your lifespan and want me to stop drinking bleach because it will shorten mine. I'm sorry that I'm ruining your happiness and making you feel depressed. I am so sorry for this!
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| 27 Dec 2010 11:05 PM
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No, I do not care if you drink bleach and kill yourself. I just thought it might be good advice, considering the fact that you are going to die in the next 10 or 20 years.
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| 27 Dec 2010 11:07 PM
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You never said anything about advice. You were being mean to me.
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| 27 Dec 2010 11:09 PM
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I wasn't trying to be mean. I was trying to help you. I felt bad for you, but since you're such an idiot who refuses to listen to me then I guess there's no helping you.
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| 27 Dec 2010 11:13 PM
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I don't know why you would try to help me if you think that drinking bleach is a bad thing, anyways. I'll live longer than you, so I win.
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| 27 Dec 2010 11:17 PM
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Well, I'm glad you finally realize that I was trying to help you, but as you said you will probably outlive me because of your decision to drink bleach. Good luck with that.
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