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| 03 Aug 2011 03:05 PM
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I was born in a small town in Kansas, and I have never seen my father. My mother was a drug addict who always beat me. Then one day, my mother gave me to some random guy on the street. He took me to an orphanage. But then he was arrested for pedophilia.
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| 03 Aug 2011 03:07 PM
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And so the story begins....
~Bawbby, King of the Moosicorn~
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| 03 Aug 2011 03:11 PM
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Then a few weeks later I saw a strange man in the back yard of the orphanage. The next morning, when they were checking out the basement, they found my body in a dumpster.
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| 03 Aug 2011 03:13 PM
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THEN YOU WERE KILLED BY A TIGER
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| 03 Aug 2011 03:14 PM
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But the tiger doesn't exist.
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| 03 Aug 2011 03:15 PM
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AND THEN YOU WERE BORN AS A GIRL
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| 03 Aug 2011 03:19 PM
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AND THEN YOU WERE BORN AS A CAT
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| 03 Aug 2011 03:21 PM
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AND THEN YOU WERE BORN AS AN IDIOT
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| 03 Aug 2011 03:23 PM
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But you're still an idiot.
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