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| 12 Feb 2013 04:41 PM
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mario got into an accident
he was hit by a speeding bus
I am a pretty dragon.
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| 12 Feb 2013 04:42 PM
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"no i didnt"
mario: hi
mario: are u a bus?
bus: yes im a bus
mario: im a mario
bus: ok
mario: so where you headed?
bus: to a city called "toad town"
mario: k ill meet you there
bus: ok
mario: wait
bus: what?
mario: is it normal to have eyes and no windows on the bus
bus: yes its perfectly normal
mario: ok
bus: do you want me to go faster
mario: sure
bus: ok
bus: we will arrive in about 10 minutes
mario: alright
*10 minutes later*
bus: here we are
mario: what place is this
bus: well it used to be called "toad town" but it has changed to "mushroom kingdom"
mario: oh that sounds cool
mario: what are those?
bus: those are people called "yoshi"
mario: oh
mario: wow theres a lot of them
mario: wow theyre so cute
mario: they look like me
bus: yep they look like you
mario: i wonder what they do
mario: hey can i eat one
bus: no
mario: oh
mario: im hungry anyway
mario: lets go see if we can find some food
mario: *sees a giant pizza*
mario: woooooow
mario: that looks really good
mario: ill take a piece
mario: *walks over and eats the pizza*
mario: *gets up on top of the pizza box*
mario: im eating it from the outside
mario: i guess im a weirdo
mario: *eats more pizza*
mario: *falls off of the box*
mario: *lands in a puddle of garbage*
mario: wow thats gross
mario: i should clean my self
mario: but where am i going to get soap?
mario: oh well its not like anyone cares about my appearance anyway
mario: *eats another piece of pizza*
mario: *eats all the pizza*
mario: *pukes*
mario: wow i never knew i could throw up so much
mario: *throws up again*
mario: wow
mario: *gets back onto his feet*
mario: *sees a bus*
mario: hey thats the bus im riding right?
bus: yes thats me
mario: lets go home now
bus: no we still have another hour to go
mario: are you kidding me
*2 hours later*
mario: finally we can get out
mario: *gets out of the bus and throws up again*
mario: *gets hit by a speeding bus*
I am a pretty dragon.
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