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| 01 Jun 2015 05:57 PM
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Mine was: Why are there no elephants in the jungle? They're all on a boat! *bangs drum* Hahaha!
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| 01 Jun 2015 05:58 PM
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a joke is something that isn't funny
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:00 PM
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This is actually a decent one:
Why do skeletons go to church?
To get the bone marrow!
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:01 PM
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It's not really that good...
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:02 PM
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What about this one then:
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
You can eat a pizza.
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:04 PM
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Another one that I like:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because you can't just sit down and tell a chicken why he did it!
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:06 PM
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Oh, I know another one!
What did the cow say when he saw an owl?
I was going to be a farmer, but owls don't make milk.
Haha!
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:07 PM
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Did you hear about the guy who had so many phobias? He was terrified of everything.
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:08 PM
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There's also these ones that I learned in school back in Grade 5 and haven't stopped laughing at since then:
What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A dad-joke
What does a skeleton have for breakfast? Bone-marrow
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:09 PM
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Dad jokes are pretty funny.
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:10 PM
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Here's some more:
What did one tree say to the other? I'll never leave you!
Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own? It was too tired!
What did the baby get stuck in? The toilet paper roll!
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:13 PM
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The last one is pretty good.
You're going downhill, though.
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:14 PM
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One last one I remember that always got me cracking up in elementary school. But it wasn't actually funny. It was just dumb.
What do you call a joke so dumb that even the guy who told it didn't laugh at it?
A lawyer.
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:15 PM
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The best one of them all:
Why is there no cake in Africa? They ate it all!
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:19 PM
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I have one more: What's the difference between an old man and a fish? The old man's got the better job! Haha!
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| 01 Jun 2015 06:22 PM
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Here's my favourite. It's pretty cringe-worthy but it still gets me every time:
What did the octopus say to the diver? Get off my sea-floor!
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