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| 28 Jul 2022 04:49 PM
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And asks for a weapon
The shopkeeper says: "Why don't you take this nice pistol?"
Guy looks at it, then says: "I'm not buying that, it's just a cheap knockoff"
Shopkeeper says: "Yes, but it shoots as straight as anything else".
Guy thinks about it, then asks for a weapon with more punch.
Shopkeeper shows him a shotgun.
"Look," he says, "it shoots like a rocket!"
Guy declines. He asks for something even bigger and louder.
Shopkeeper reaches under the counter and pulls out a bazooka.
"I'd suggest something a little smaller, sir, this is a little too powerful."
Guy refuses. He demands a weapon of some kind to give him a chance of survival in an unknown future.
Shopkeeper nods his head, pulls out a gun, and hands it over to the guy.
He turns to leave, but stops and turns back around.
He says to the shopkeeper: "Is there a reason why you didn't show me this first?"
Shopkeeper replies: "It's because it's not loaded yet."
~ The2haloWarrior | Otaku | 3D Artist ~
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