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| 29 Apr 2016 09:54 AM
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On the 7th day of the week, God took a break. On his break he thought of his first creation, Man. He then proceeded to tell Man to multiply and fill the world. Then on the 6th day, God made everything else, but he didn't get much rest because of how active Man was in destroying everything. On the 5th day of God's rest, he looked down upon Man and saw that they had started a war with each other and created technology. So on the 4th day, God got up to try to stop Man. On the 3rd day, God saw that it was too late and he began to cry. Then on the 2nd day, he became angry and decided to destroy the world. On the first day of his rest he realized what he did. So on the 8th day, God tried to make amends by bringing back all life. But this time he would add something new, a system of checks and balances to keep them from warring again. This is where the concept of Religion was born. As they say, "God helps those who help themselves."
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| 29 Apr 2016 09:55 AM
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So one day the devil was sitting on a cloud when he said to himself, "I should have my own religion." So that very day he created Satanism.
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| 29 Apr 2016 09:56 AM
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That is the story of how Christianity came to be.
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| 29 Apr 2016 09:58 AM
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Also, I am not trying to offend anyone by making fun of their religious beliefs. This is just a little story I made up for the fun of it.
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| 29 Apr 2016 10:01 AM
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I am agnostic. I think I might have been a Christian though, when I was younger, but not anymore.
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| 29 Apr 2016 10:02 AM
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Ok, and this is also for people like me who are Atheists.
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| 29 Apr 2016 10:03 AM
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It doesn't really bother me if you're an atheist or not.
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| 29 Apr 2016 02:42 PM
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My bad, I just thought you were going to say something about my beliefs.
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| 29 Apr 2016 02:43 PM
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so god is a fictional character invented to explain things in the universe
how original
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| 29 Apr 2016 02:45 PM
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I said this was a story for fun. So please don't take this too seriously. I am sorry if I offended anyone by making up this little story.
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| 30 Apr 2016 07:31 PM
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I know this thread is old now but I just wanted to say this again.
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| 01 May 2016 10:33 AM
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so you're saying that your religion is a joke?
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| 01 May 2016 02:27 PM
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No, I'm not religious. Just read what I said. I said I'm sorry if I offended anyone by making up this story.
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| 01 May 2016 04:52 PM
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well then why did you post it if it wasn't intended to be taken seriously?
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| 01 May 2016 07:58 PM
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Well, I posted it because I thought it would be funny to post something like this on OT and get people's reactions.
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| 01 May 2016 11:05 PM
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how do you think i reacted
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| 02 May 2016 07:14 AM
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I didn't think you reacted at all actually.
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| 03 May 2016 02:13 AM
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i did lol i was just asking for an explanation of why you made the thread
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| 04 May 2016 06:30 AM
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Well, I don't really have a good answer for that. It's just one of those things I do. You know, for fun.
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| 05 May 2016 03:14 AM
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so you're saying that your religion is a joke?
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