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| 17 Aug 2015 07:54 AM
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"Aw, well, it happens to the best of us."
"Sorry, I was trying to use that to poke you with..."
"Well, that's not good."
"Should we put it back on?"
"Hell no. That would be like putting your own leg back on after someone cut it off."
"Ok, then."
"Let me see if I can find an alternative leg."
"No, wait! It'll never fit!"
"Aww, what are you gonna do?"
"I'll just have to hop around."
"Good luck with that."
"Thanks."
"Did I mention I cut your other leg off too?"
"What?! Why did you do that?!"
"I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out why."
"God dammit."
"You're welcome."
"Seriously, how did you get into this profession?"
"It's pretty simple."
"It starts with you being a loser and ending up in my office."
"Wow, thanks for saying that."
"No problem. Now let me see if I can find something to replace those legs."
"Wait! Stop right there!"
"Why?"
"Because you already replaced them."
"Dammit, you're right."
"Sorry to break it to you like that."
"Whose fault is this anyway?"
"Oh, that was mine."
"That's great."
"Yeah. Thanks again."
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