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| 26 Dec 2014 02:32 AM
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i just want to go to a restaurant and talk and maybe cuddle
what do you mean "no"
i'll be nice
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| 26 Dec 2014 02:34 AM
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i can't understand it
are you guys just that dumb?
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| 26 Dec 2014 02:38 AM
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"oh my god stop asking people out i'm not even gonna ask you again"
"i can't even believe you would ask me that in public"
"you have a really big head"
i was just asking you if you wanted to go out
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| 26 Dec 2014 02:42 AM
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the only girl who ever agreed to go on a date with me is now married
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| 26 Dec 2014 02:46 AM
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i know what i'll do
i'll just go outside and jump into traffic
i bet someone will come out of their car and ask "what are you doing?"
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| 26 Dec 2014 02:47 AM
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and then they'll take me to the hospital
and while i'm there, i'll get a bunch of IVs
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| 26 Dec 2014 02:48 AM
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but i won't get them to give me any painkillers
because i don't want to feel anything
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| 26 Dec 2014 02:50 AM
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and then i'll look all depressed in my hospital gown
and some girl who is also visiting her friend will see me
and she'll think "oh hey it's 4fb"
and then she'll ask to go out with me
and i'll say sure
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| 26 Dec 2014 02:53 AM
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if you're too scared to actually do it for real, try this instead
ask people to go out on OT
it's basically the same thing
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| 26 Dec 2014 02:54 AM
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i have a new idea
go up to the girls' locker room and jump inside
then talk to one of the girls
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| 26 Dec 2014 02:58 AM
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i mean
there's not even much of a chance of getting caught if you know what you're doing
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| 26 Dec 2014 03:07 AM
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please
help
i need someone to talk to
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| 26 Dec 2014 03:10 AM
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i hate living alone
i really do
i just want somebody to tell me their problems
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| 26 Dec 2014 03:16 AM
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but no one wants to help me
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