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| 25 Nov 2016 12:44 AM
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My little brother is being very annoying today. He's yelling things like, "Dabreaker, I can kick you in the face right now" and "Dabreaker, I'm gonna throw a rock at you." Then he starts throwing rocks at me. I just had to lock myself in my bedroom because I was scared of him. Please help me.
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| 25 Nov 2016 12:48 AM
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or threaten to make him eat his candy
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| 25 Nov 2016 12:49 AM
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I tried that already. He said he didn't want any candy.
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| 25 Nov 2016 12:50 AM
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well then you'll have to do it the hard way i guess
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| 25 Nov 2016 12:54 AM
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I don't know what that means...
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| 25 Nov 2016 12:55 AM
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you'll have to make a decision that you'll regret for the rest of your life
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| 25 Nov 2016 12:56 AM
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What kind of decision? I'm scared.
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| 25 Nov 2016 12:59 AM
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are you scared of your brother or are you scared of death?
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:00 AM
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Scared of death.
I'm scared of everything.
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:01 AM
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i won't tell anybody if you want to try to kill him
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:03 AM
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How would I kill him?
I don't want to get caught though, so it needs to be painless.
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:04 AM
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i don't know how to kill someone painlessly
you're gonna have to figure that out on your own
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:07 AM
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Do I use a knife? Or poison? Or...?
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:10 AM
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poison is best but it's the most difficult to administer
a knife or other blunt object will work but there's a chance he'll fight back and you'll get in trouble
maybe use a gun but that requires access to a gun so idk
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:12 AM
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i'm thinking poison is best
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:13 AM
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I could give him chocolate with cyanide.
I think that would be painless, right?
Then what would I do with his body? I don't want to get caught.
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:15 AM
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what if i help you dispose of the body?
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:17 AM
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Where would I hide the body though? He's going to get suspicious. There's nowhere else to put it. We don't have a basement.
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:21 AM
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you'll have to figure something out
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:23 AM
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If I wrap his body up in plastic wrap, then he won't smell and it will look like a giant piece of trash. Then I can just leave it outside and put some trash bags on top of it. Or maybe just throw him in my backyard somewhere.
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:25 AM
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"he won't smell and it will look like a giant piece of trash"
then you're screwed because if somebody is walking through your backyard they're probably gonna find him
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:26 AM
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I could use my mom's old tupperware and bury it.
Or maybe I could cut him up and spread his pieces across my neighborhood.
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:27 AM
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cutting him up and spreading him across the neighborhood is by far the best idea you've had so far
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:29 AM
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How do I kill him though? A knife would be the easiest way, but if he fights back, then there's a chance I might get caught.
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:31 AM
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you'll have to take him by surprise
maybe tie him up while he's sleeping or something
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| 25 Nov 2016 01:33 AM
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What about chloroform? Would that work?
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