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| 30 Dec 2010 11:22 PM
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The joke is that it's not funny.
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| 30 Dec 2010 11:23 PM
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what did you put in the punch?
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| 30 Dec 2010 11:25 PM
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I'll start off:
A man was driving a car when suddenly, a deer ran across the road. The man swerved the car to avoid hitting it and his car rolled down a hill, into the lake. He grabbed a life preserver and floated around for awhile until he saw a beautiful girl swimming up to him. She pulled him out of the water and said "You're lucky I found you. I'm the daughter of the president of the United States!" The man replied, "Yes ma'am, but who rescued you?"
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| 30 Dec 2010 11:40 PM
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Thanks for the jokes people!
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| 30 Dec 2010 11:41 PM
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Sorry, i forgot the end.
The man replied, "Yes ma'am, but who rescued you?"
The beautiful girl smiled and said: "God!"
The man replied: "Nope, the Coast Guard!"
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And another one:
Two blondes were walking in the woods. Suddenly one girl said, "I need to pee." Her friend said, "Go ahead and do it, you won't find it there."
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| 30 Dec 2010 11:42 PM
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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese
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| 30 Dec 2010 11:46 PM
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Ok, another joke:
There are these three guys. The first guy says "You know what my wife is like, just before she gives birth, she likes to chew gum. So one day she got this huge hunk of gum and chewed and chewed on it, then all of a sudden she gave birth to a little girl. And the baby girl was chewing on a big gum and gave her a piece, so the woman chewed on the gum and gave it back to the little girl. So the girl took the gum and swallowed it and threw up in her mother's mouth." Then the other two said "That's disgusting!" so they walked away. They saw a construction site and asked if they could get on top of one of the trucks so they could see what was going on. And they both sat down, looked off and the bigger guy goes "Oh look, the two workers on the truck are having a baby too!" So they go "Oh no! What is it?" and he replies "It's chewing gum!"
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| 30 Dec 2010 11:51 PM
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Why did chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
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| 31 Dec 2010 12:06 AM
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Lolz.
Another one:
A guy walks into the doctor office and asks: "Hey man, is there anyway to help me not be such a bad jokester?"
Doctor replies: "Sure, just stop telling stupid jokes."
Guy gets up and leaves the room saying: "Thanks man!"
And another one:
One day a guy goes to the hospital because he is feeling sick. The nurse says: "We need your underwear for the test."
The guy replies: "But I just got a new pair!"
Nurse replies: "Well then give us your old underwear!"
Guy replies: "No way, never give up an old pair of underwear."
Nurse replies: "Ok then, we'll do it without the underwear."
Guy replies: "Oh ok then, but please make sure its fast."
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| 31 Dec 2010 12:09 AM
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*Walks in and sees jason's post. Starts laughing at his chicken joke.*
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| 31 Dec 2010 12:10 AM
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Yeah thats why I made this thread so you could laugh at it all night long!
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| 31 Dec 2010 12:11 AM
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The first one is mine though, you copied it from me!
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