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| 17 Jan 2015 07:17 AM
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*sings to the tune of the Fresh Prince of Belair*
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became king of the OT.
In '12, my friend Roblox had an idea,
to get me on his forum so he could have a laugh.
He was gonna make fun of my outfit and my posts.
But when it came time to start posting in forums,
my first post looked stupid but I knew it wasn't hopeless.
Now I'm probably wrong, but here's my recollection:
Roblox called me over, said "here kid let's move this guy to OT."
I whined and cried, "please no more."
But Roblox said, "kid shut your mouth. You're goin' in OT."
I pleaded with him not to send me to that place.
But Roblox pulled out his ban hammer and told me if I don't
go away then he will put me in jail or something.
"Kid why don't you move along?"
I took one step forward, fell and hit my head.
The next thing I know, I'm waking up inside a thread!
I didn't know what day it was nor even what year...
It was cold and damp...
Then suddenly someone shouted "Get the camera!"
All of a sudden this dude comes up to me and says
"I heard you were looking for some good threads"
"Here they are." He handed me two threads:
One where I learned how to play Magic: The Gathering.
The other taught me everything about Dragon Ball Z.
So I spent most of my night learning these things.
Meanwhile back home, the whole house was going nuts.
They called the police department asking
"What happened to our son? Is he ok?"
Nobody answered their calls because it seems
That somebody dropped them into a hole filled with trolls!
They finally found me sleeping in front of the TV set.
I woke up and started screaming from stress at such sights.
Asking "What did you do to my brother?! Did ya hurt him!?"
Everyone stopped what they were doing,
and they all turned around and stared at each other dumbfounded.
Suddenly, Roblox walked in wearing a goofy grin.
"You got a pretty face" he said, "but I gotta say bro
you've really changed since I last seen you man"
I replied "Thank you sir. But now you wanna talk right?
Because I feel like talking"
"Well we can go down to the subway station,"
he replied as we started walking down the street.
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| 17 Jan 2015 07:18 AM
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*sings* *to the tune*
Now this is a story
About how
My life got flipped-turned upside-down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became king of the OT.
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