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| 05 Apr 2020 09:35 PM
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You wake up and find that the universe has become a massive black hole, sucking in everything. There is no way to escape. You are now trapped for eternity.
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| 05 Apr 2020 09:46 PM
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The universe does not exist either.
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| 05 Apr 2020 09:47 PM
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There is no universe
So I should stop trying to use grammar
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| 05 Apr 2020 09:49 PM
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I can't use the computer, so I guess it's time for me to go play outside
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| 05 Apr 2020 09:51 PM
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I was already dead before, so that doesn't count
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| 05 Apr 2020 09:53 PM
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I'm a ghost but I can still do stuff?
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| 05 Apr 2020 09:55 PM
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I have no body left, so I don't feel any pain when I get bit by zombies
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| 05 Apr 2020 09:57 PM
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Your head has now been cut off and thrown out in the ocean. It is floating away from the shore as you sink below the surface of the water. You will drown shortly.
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| 05 Apr 2020 09:58 PM
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That's not possible because my head doesn't exist anymore
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| 05 Apr 2020 09:59 PM
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Your head is now a sea turtle.
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:00 PM
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Now that I don't exist, I won't need food, water or sleep
So I'm safe for now
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:01 PM
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The universe does not exist. There is nothing to feed your turtle. You will now starve to death.
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:03 PM
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I can't die without my body
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:04 PM
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Your turtle has been devoured by sharks, leaving only a pile of bones.
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:05 PM
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I'm already dead so that doesn't affect me
I'll just keep floating around here for eternity
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:06 PM
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A giant whale swallows your bones whole. You are now inside the whale's stomach. The whale is very hungry and you do not want to be digested.
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:09 PM
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Well, I'm already dead, so why should I care if I get digested?
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:10 PM
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You suddenly wake up in a strange land. There are no people here. The only thing that exists is you. You cannot leave this land, nor can you make anything appear there. You will now spend your time here alone, trying to escape or find a way to get out.
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:11 PM
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This place doesn't exist, so I shouldn't be able to get killed
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:12 PM
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You suddenly find yourself in an alternate universe. Everything here is different.
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:14 PM
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But there's no such thing as an alternate universe
So I shouldn't be able to die
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:15 PM
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You suddenly fall off a cliff into the ocean and are eaten by a whale.
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:16 PM
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I'm already dead so nothing is going to happen to me
I'll just keep floating around for eternity
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:18 PM
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You are now a ghost. You can still do stuff.
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| 05 Apr 2020 10:20 PM
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I already died before, so this won't affect me
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