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| 27 Aug 2016 07:58 AM
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1. Watch lots of TV, movies and listen to a lot of music
2. Don't get too close to people, keep at least three feet apart
3. Be extremely loud when you talk
4. Always think someone is talking about you
5. Always wear a gun, even if you don't own one
6. Always have a gun, even if you aren't the owner (see #5)
7. Have a gun on your hip even if you're only 15
8. Always carry an automatic weapon or a bazooka
9. Be a complete failure in school but excel in driving and shooting.
10. Never use the metric system.
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| 27 Aug 2016 08:00 AM
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*gets banned for using the metric system*
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