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| 31 Mar 2011 11:13 PM
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So she goes to her closet and gets out her baseball bat
She then goes down stairs.
She turns off the lights, opens her door and swings her bat at her mom's bed.
She misses her mom's head and hits her dad's arm instead.
He wakes up and grabs a gun.
He asks,"Did you just swing a baseball bat at me?!"
"Yup" She replies with a smile.
He says,"You better get in that closet."
She laughs and says,"Why?"
He says,"Because I'm going to kill you."
She smiles and says,"Do it. Just do it because when I grow up, I'm going to be on a wrestling team. And I'll become the greatest wrestler ever seen."
The dad laughs and says,"No chance in hell."
A month later, this dad walks into his living room.
He sees his daughter doing pull ups on the doorway.
He sighs and says,"I have to hand it to you. You are pretty strong."
She looks at him and says,"You don't know the half of it."
She walks over to her closet, opens it and pulls out her dad's old rifle.
She puts it in her hands, closes her eyes and whispers,"It is now a wrestling weapon."
She swings around, aiming the rifle with ease and says,"When I grow up I am going to be a pro wrestling champion."
The dad says,"You don't know what kind of pain you are going to be in when I get done with you."
She says,"Sure I do. But if you really want to mess with me, you know where the bat is."
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