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| 19 Sep 2021 07:23 PM
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I'm only 11 and I already know how to get rid of your boyfriend
1. You start by asking him to go outside and play basketball with you.
2. When he comes outside, tell him that you can't do it because you're wearing the wrong clothes.
3. Then go in and put on your shorts and a tight shirt that will make your chest look huge.
4. Then come back outside and say "Ok let's start" as you get ready to shoot a basketball
5. After you've shot a couple of times, ask him if you can borrow his basketball
6. When he hands you the ball, just drop it and pretend that it was an accident
7. Tell him that he has to chase after the ball because he doesn't know where it went.
8. When you hear him coming, run into the house and hide the ball underneath the couch
9. Sit on the couch and act like you're waiting for him, but inside you're laughing at him
10. Finally he gives up and comes back inside and says he couldn't find the ball.
11. Then just say sorry and leave the room because he's probably going to try to pick you up.
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| 19 Sep 2021 07:25 PM
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I'm surprised she wasn't banned
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