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| 20 Jul 2013 05:37 PM
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so that i could fling poo
~"Your stupidity ignites the flame. I'm just here to extinguish it with logic."~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:38 PM
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I wish I was a dog.
So I can eat poop.
~I don't like you, so what? Get over it.~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:39 PM
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i wish i was a dog
so i can lick my butthole
~"Your stupidity ignites the flame. I'm just here to extinguish it with logic."~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:40 PM
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I wish I was a pig.
So I can eat trash.
~I don't like you, so what? Get over it.~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:42 PM
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i wish i was an octopus
so i can throw my tentacles around and tickle people
~"Your stupidity ignites the flame. I'm just here to extinguish it with logic."~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:44 PM
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i wish i was a bird
so i can fly up high in the sky and shart on people below me
~"Your stupidity ignites the flame. I'm just here to extinguish it with logic."~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:45 PM
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I wish I was an elephant.
So I can step on people.
~I don't like you, so what? Get over it.~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:46 PM
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i wish i was a cat
so i can walk on peoples faces
~"Your stupidity ignites the flame. I'm just here to extinguish it with logic."~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:49 PM
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i wish i was a whale
so that i could jump out of the water and land on the ground and fart right in someone's face
~"Your stupidity ignites the flame. I'm just here to extinguish it with logic."~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:50 PM
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I wish I was a cow.
So I can eat grass.
~I don't like you, so what? Get over it.~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:51 PM
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i wish i was a tree
so i could grow on the side of a cliff and make people climb up and fall down and break their legs
~"Your stupidity ignites the flame. I'm just here to extinguish it with logic."~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:52 PM
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I wish I was a bear.
So I can eat you.
~I don't like you, so what? Get over it.~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:53 PM
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i wish i was a doge
so i can do doge things
~"Your stupidity ignites the flame. I'm just here to extinguish it with logic."~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:55 PM
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i wish i was a lion
so i can eat humans
~"Your stupidity ignites the flame. I'm just here to extinguish it with logic."~
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| 20 Jul 2013 05:56 PM
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i wish i was a turtle
so i could move slowly in my shell
~"Your stupidity ignites the flame. I'm just here to extinguish it with logic."~
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