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| 19 Sep 2019 07:30 PM
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You can teach a computer to sit on your desk.
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:31 PM
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you cant teach a cat to sit on your desk
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:32 PM
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What is the difference between a cat and a dog?
You can leave a cat alone for a week, but you can't do that with a dog.
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:33 PM
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i mean you can leave a cat alone for a long time
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:34 PM
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What is the difference between a cat and a mouse?
A cat has nine lives. A mouse has one. And if the cat catches it, she dies.
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:35 PM
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What is the difference between a cat and a computer? You can teach a computer to sit on your desk.
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What is the difference between a cat and a dog?
You can leave a cat alone for a week, but you can't do that with a dog.
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What is the difference between a cat and a mouse?
A cat has nine lives. A mouse has one. And if the cat catches it, she dies.
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:36 PM
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im a bit lost what are these jokes about cats
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:37 PM
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What is the difference between a cat and a computer?
You can teach a computer to sit on your desk.
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What is the difference between a cat and a dog?
You can leave a cat alone for a week, but you can't do that with a dog.
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What is the difference between a cat and a mouse?
A cat has nine lives. A mouse has one. And if the cat catches it, she dies.
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:38 PM
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Why does a dog lick itself?
Because its the only one who will do it for free.
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:40 PM
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What is the difference between a dog and a postman?
The mailman brings good news.
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Why does a dog like his master?
Because he knows that even if he barks all day, his master won't bite him.
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:41 PM
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im just not getting these jokes what are they supposed to be
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:42 PM
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What is the difference between a cat and a computer? You can teach a computer to sit on your desk.
_________________________________________________________
What is the difference between a cat and a dog?
You can leave a cat alone for a week, but you can't do that with a dog.
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What is the difference between a cat and a mouse?
A cat has nine lives. A mouse has one. And if the cat catches it, she dies.
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What is the difference between a cat and a computer?
You can teach a computer to sit on your desk.
_________________________________________________________
What is the difference between a cat and a dog?
You can leave a cat alone for a week, but you can't do that with a dog.
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What is the difference between a cat and a mouse?
A cat has nine lives. A mouse has one. And if the cat catches it, she dies.
Why does a dog lick itself?
Because its the only one who will do it for free.
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:43 PM
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Why is it bad to let the dog sleep in the bed?
Because then he will have fleas on his head.
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:44 PM
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What is the difference between a cat and a computer? You can teach a computer to sit on your desk.
_________________________________________________________
What is the difference between a cat and a dog?
You can leave a cat alone for a week, but you can't do that with a dog.
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What is the difference between a cat and a mouse?
A cat has nine lives. A mouse has one. And if the cat catches it, she dies.
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What is the difference between a cat and a computer?
You can teach a computer to sit on your desk.
_________________________________________________________
What is the difference between a cat and a dog?
You can leave a cat alone for a week, but you can't do that with a dog.
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What is the difference between a cat and a mouse?
A cat has nine lives. A mouse has one. And if the cat catches it, she dies.
Why does a dog lick itself?
Because its the only one who will do it for free.
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:45 PM
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Why don’t dogs like to travel alone?
Because they have to go where their leash leads them.
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:46 PM
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What is the difference between a dog and a postman? The mailman brings good news.
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Why does a dog like his master? Because he knows that even if he barks all day, his master won't bite him.
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| 19 Sep 2019 07:47 PM
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Why does a dog bark in the backyard?
Because he has no teeth.
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