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| 02 Feb 2014 01:30 AM
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Suddenly, an old lady comes up to you and says "Can I have a dollar?"
What do you say?
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:32 AM
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"B-b-but, I only have 20 cents."
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:33 AM
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"Then give me a dime and a penny"
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:35 AM
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"Oh, sorry. I don't have any pennies on me right now."
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:36 AM
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"Then give me your twenty cents"
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:38 AM
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"Umm, okay, but what for?"
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:39 AM
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"To buy my grandkids their dinner tonight"
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:40 AM
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"But what does that have to do with me?"
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:42 AM
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"Because you are an American citizen and your tax dollars helped pay for my social security benefits"
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:43 AM
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"Ahh, well then I guess it's only fair."
(You give the old lady your 20 cents)
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:44 AM
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You walk home and get ready for bed.
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:45 AM
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Suddenly, you feel sick. You go to the bathroom and puke everywhere.
What do you do?
A) Call the police
B) Call a plumber
C) Nothing
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:46 AM
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I clean up my poop with toilet paper.
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:48 AM
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"Oh, no! The walls are all covered in puke and feces!" (The wall has "VAKKIE GUY" written on it in blood)
"Oh, man...I'm really sorry about this."
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:50 AM
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"Then take some of this out of your pocket"
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:51 AM
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"There's only 10 dollars here. I think you should be able to pay the plumber, but not the cops."
(You throw the money on the ground.)
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:53 AM
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"I have no idea where my wallet is"
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:54 AM
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"Well, I guess I'll just go to sleep then." (You go to bed)
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:56 AM
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"Wait a minute" *pulls out phone and calls police*
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:57 AM
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"Okay, so what now?"
(I wake up in the morning with an alarm clock going off)
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| 02 Feb 2014 01:58 AM
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A police car pulls up and three officers come to your door
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| 02 Feb 2014 02:00 AM
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"Ahh...oh, no..."
You open the door.
"You called me? Oh...wait...you want 10 bucks?"
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| 02 Feb 2014 02:02 AM
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"No. We are here to take you to jail for destroying public property"
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| 02 Feb 2014 02:04 AM
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"Oh, man...well, okay."
(The police officer handcuffs you)
"Bye!"
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| 02 Feb 2014 02:06 AM
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(You go home and cry because you will be in jail forever)
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| 02 Feb 2014 02:09 AM
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(You open the door. There's a beautiful girl there.)
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| 02 Feb 2014 02:12 AM
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"Well, I'm kind of in prison right now."
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| 02 Feb 2014 02:13 AM
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(A couple days later, you get out of jail and marry the girl)
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| 02 Feb 2014 02:14 AM
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"You owe me 10 bucks though"
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