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| 23 Dec 2021 02:11 AM
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: You can use the brick to build something.
I will post my own jokes here if you think they're funny.
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| 23 Dec 2021 02:14 AM
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Q: What do you call a pig that does magic?
A: A Magic Pig.
Q: What has four legs, flies, and comes in the mail?
A: A letter.
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| 23 Dec 2021 02:17 AM
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Q: How many bones do humans have?
A: The same number as a cat.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: What is red, green, yellow, and blue?
A: A rainbow.
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| 23 Dec 2021 02:19 AM
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Q: If two wrongs don't make a right, what do three wrongs make?
A: An interesting story.
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| 23 Dec 2021 02:23 AM
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Q: What do you call a person who can't run?
A: A roly-poly
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| 23 Dec 2021 03:39 AM
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Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll see you on the other side.
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| 23 Dec 2021 07:08 AM
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Q: What do you get if you take away every letter in a word that starts with a vowel?
A: No word.
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| 23 Dec 2021 10:26 AM
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Q: What do you call a pig that does magic?
A: A Magic Pig.
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| 23 Dec 2021 10:32 AM
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Q: How many legs does an elephant have?
A: The same number as a cat.
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